Funny profiles for online dating
The more you can incorporate an element that will make you standout, while remaining true to yourself and your personality, the better. The boldest thing that I have ever done has to do with my first internet date—she lived in Romania and I flew there to meet her (I was entirely convinced that she was my soul mate… Anyway it was really a triple whammy on boldness, because of my fear of flying, traveling to a new country solo and first date jitters all rolled into one. I love 80’s movies and I can dance the night away to 80s music. He is down-to-earth and romantic yet has a nerdy side.
He’s in tuned with his tender side, opting to trade in the ocean for “daily spooning”, all the while not coming off as too girly.
He has a whimsical side and women always respond well to that—it allows them to fantasize.
I can see the mountain, the banjo and even taste the bananas. I receive messages frequently but I do respond quickly. This guy likes to keep things short, and sweet yet what he writes about is compelling.
He has stimulated my sense and women appreciate that ability in a man. XOXOXOXO applause: I’m preparing to audition to be the next Calvin Klein underwear model. A few things important to me: Jesus Christ, God, music, movies, laughter, sex, and peace of mind. He’s an individual that is giving back within his community.
I sometimes ‘fast’ accidentally, because I forget to eat. But in no way is he a pushover or worse yet, boring.